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Politics and Porking

Never mind the screwing that politicians in D.C. give us on a regular basis—how does an emotionally charged election year affect our ability to hook up out in the wild? Nothing sucks the horniness out of the air quite like an election year. It’s a wild time when greasy politicians revel in all their nasty,...

Oops, Wrong Hole?

Warning: a slip of the prick can be a major pain in the ass! Diving deep into the perils of accidental anal. Everyone understands, or at least they damn well should, that there are certain risks involved in having sex. Bone a sketchy stranger next to a dumpster in some godforsaken alley, and you could...

Coming Up Short?

Chin up, short kings; your height might not be the impediment you think it is when it comes to meeting women. In the fickle world of wooing, some women set specific parameters as to who they will pork, who they might consider dating and who they absolutely won’t have anything to do with. Short men,...