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Author: Mike Adams

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Fucking Across the Aisle

Finding sexual compatibility with someone who has different political beliefs than you might seem like an unlikely prospect—but it can happen, even in this age of polarization. There’s no doubt about it, there are deal-breakers in dating. Maybe the girl’s favorite music is anything by Kid Rock, or she can’t seem to form a sentence...
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The Long and Short of Penis Enlargement

If the average man was handed a magic wand with the mystical powers to grant him a single wish, you can bet your sweet ass that he wouldn’t waste it on world peace or a cure for cancer. Hell, no. That bastard is going to give himself a 12-inch pecker right out of the gate....
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What’s Your Number? Revealing Your Sex Stats

Telling your partner how many people you’ve slept with can be dangerous emotional territory—but it doesn’t have to be. The first step in any romantic relationship is getting to know one another, even if the extent of this introduction is finding out whether the other person spits or swallows, or if they want their eggs...