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Holy Fucks!

Join us as we attempt to untangle the complicated relationship between sex and religion. Can we get an Amen? A lot of us live in a heathenous society, just trying to dip our wicks in every dripping hole we can without concern of an invisible sky wizard looking down on us in utter disgust, not...

Sex by the Numbers

If you feel like your boning body count doesn’t quite measure up, here’s the good news: You’re probably not as far below average as you think. Now here’s the better news: We’re here to help you get closer to the number you wish you had. Hang around a tavern or any place where manly men...

All Pussies Are Pretty!

Never mind the labiaplasty—your vaginas look great just the way they are, ladies! Read on as we explain how every snatch is beautiful in its own way. Pussy comes in all shapes and sizes—and apparently, for some people, that’s a problem. Come to find out, women are just as sensitive about the appearance of their...