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Damn, That Hurts!

When ecstasy leads to agony—we explore the painful occasionally humorous world of sex injuries. Love hurts, the old cliché goes, and sure, of course it does—like a budget prostate exam given in a back alley by a homeless man with freakishly long fingers and a staph infection. But enough about the emotional turmoil; there’s another...

Man Up and Go Down!

As illogical as it may be, some guys refuse to eat pussy, even in these sexually enlightened times. But with improved communication and education, it’s a problem that can be solved lickety-split. As much as it pains us to acknowledge, some guys don’t eat pussy. It’s not just that they don’t—they won’t. Nope, this odd...

Your Sex-Tape Secret: Spill It or Kill It?

Should you tell your partner about that intimate video you made with your ex? Should you keep it, or delete it? And what should you do if she finds it on her own? Many of us have made a sex tape. Maybe it didn’t grab headlines like the one swiped from Tommy Lee and Pamela...