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Tiny Dicks, Rise Up!

Fighting against the longstanding attitude that bigger is better, a mini-revolution is taking the shame out of having a small penis. There is a miniature revolution presently underway in the United States. It’s one where men with little between the legs are finally taking a stand against the shaming of short shafts. The goal of...

Starfuckers Anonymous

How to cope with the jealousy-inducing realization that your partner has fucked someone famous. Coming to grips with a partner’s sexual history can be difficult enough as it is. Although everyone has a past, our fragile egos can cause us to freak out when pondering all the genitals that came before us. But come on,...

Good Boning, More Moaning?

Does your partner’s silence during sex speak volumes about the amount of pleasure she’s experiencing? Experts and laypeople alike sound off on the topic. Every man’s erection enters a whole new realm of glass-cutting stiffness once the woman he’s bouncing up and down all over starts screaming, cussing and moaning like a wild yak on...