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Eject, or Ejaculate?

Ever see a bad date through to the bitter end just because you hoped there might be sex afterward? Of course you have! We explore the tricky question of when to hang tough, and when to say enough is enough. It was a long, loveless marriage, one that eventually ended in the kind of pain...

On Your Knees?

Is it an act of female subservience when a woman kneels before a cock to suck it? Or is it just good, dirty-kneed fun? We explore the sticky debate. It happens nearly every Saturday night at any bar where horny singles go to mingle. Over in the corner, there’s a woman who’s just had her...

What Are You Driving At?

A new study offers evidence that guys with smaller dicks might compensate for it by driving sports cars. But is it true? We put women in the driver’s seat to share their experiences on the matter. Driving down the highway, it’s not hard to see who’s a raging douchebag and who isn’t. At least, presumably....