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Author: Mike Adams

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Cock Ring Calamity

Sure, it might be tempting to slap one of these coital contraptions onto your junk in search of a good fucking time, but beware—without the proper precautions, you could end up snaring your schlong in a very uncomfortable situation. Any man who’s worth his weight in jizz (whatever that means) has passed through the neon...
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Whacking at Work: A Cautionary Tale

Experts suggest that self-pleasure breaks at work could help reduce stress and increase productivity. But beware; if you get caught, you could end up using that hand to fill out unemployment forms. We’ve all had a job at one time or another where the big boss man is always screaming at us to stop jerking...
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Come On…Where Do You Want It?

Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Women reveal where they want—and don’t want—a guy to shoot his load. If years of porn have told men one thing, it’s that the ladies love getting splashed with a hot load. After all, if the gods of gonads didn’t want us out there spackling the babes with sperm, they wouldn’t...