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Doing Them Dirty

Because sometimes sex is messy. Filthily, disgustingly, gloriously messy. I was working at this chicken restaurant across the street from my house back in high school when I met this girl who was also working at the bird joint. She worked in salads, while I was a snot-nosed derelict bussing tables and washing dishes. This...
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Keep Your Shirt On? No Thanks!

With another summer upon us, a troubling question once again raises its head. Namely, why is public female toplessness still so discouraged in America? We explore the ongoing battle to free the nipple. Summer is upon us. Right now, people all over the country are coming out of hibernation, thawing out their ding-a-lings and snatches,...
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Penciling in the Porking

Sure, everyone loves the idea of a spontaneous boning session, but in these modern, hectic times, scheduled sex isn’t just an enjoyable alternative—it just might be a necessity. In the minds of most horndogs—at least those romanced into a googly-eyed stupor by the illusions shoved down their throats on their favorite streaming channel—sex is supposed...