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Booze and Boning: A Complicated Cocktail

Not to be a buzzkill, but mixing alcohol and sex isn’t always a good idea—there are plenty of downsides to screwing while sloshed. In some of my most desperate hours (and trust me, in my late 20s there were many), I’d walk to this seedy dive bar down the street from my apartment around last...

We’re Not Porn Stars, Are We?

No, you probably won’t ever experience the kind of over-the-top sex you see in XXX. But remember, some things are best left to the professionals. Spend an extended amount of time on the road, no matter if it’s to play guitar for a band or work as a roving journalist, and sex becomes more of...

Finding a New Meet Market

Forget the bars, the gyms and the dating apps; you’ll have better luck finding your next partner in the places you’d least expect. In most cities, there are only a handful of places where the horny and lonely go to meet eligible singles. Bars, of course, rank high on the list. After all, it’s a...