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Smells Like Cream Spirit

They say that love stinks—and it’s also true that sex can create a hell of a scent too. Around 20 years ago, I left a little dive bar in Winslow, Indiana, with two women of equal or greater drunkenness and headed to a recording studio I’d been shacked up in for a few months. (I’d...

Parallel Porking

For couples who aren’t ready for full-on swinging but still want to spice things up, monogamous group sex just night be the answer to their dirty prayers. Not every couple out there is keen on engaging in full-bore kink. Some rather enjoy what the more adventurous of the breed might refer to as a “vanilla”...

Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!

Exploring the mysterious but troublesome affliction of female premature orgasm. Ever since cavemen started crawling on top of women and humping their brains out in the weeds for approximately 2.5 seconds before rolling over in a pile of dinosaur dung for a nap, women have been complaining about men who come too fast. Sure, they...