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Good Pussy—Is There Any Other Kind?

What makes a man prize one snatch above others, when they’re all pretty much fantastic? We delve into the curious male compulsion to grade vaginas. Smack-dab in the middle of Man Town, its loyal, card-carrying denizens like to talk about “good pussy”–as if “bad pussy” exists. All one need do is gather ’round the neighborhood...

Sit on My Face!

Getting to the bottom of the glorious but often-maligned practice of face-sitting. Women love getting their snatches licked out by a true muff-diving warrior, one who goes at it like he’s on a mission to advance his way to North Korea via the treacherous Tumen River, risking drowning, being gunned down or eaten by a...

Fuck Faces

Sometimes, sex isn’t pretty—especially if you look like you require the services of an exorcist as you approach climax. Join us as we bravely look at some of the unsettling expressions people make when they do the deed. The look on people’s faces says everything about what they’re feeling at any given moment. A smile...