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Go to Fucking Sleep!

Suffering from insomnia? Never mind the sleep aids at the pharmacy, we have a much sexier way for you to get some solid shut-eye… In the wee hours of the night, while the rest of the world is tucked away safe and sound, dreaming about roses and rainbows, there’s another group out there–men and women...

Leveling the Laying Field

Despite decades of progress, sexual double standards between men and women still persist. We lay out a path toward fucking egalitarianism. Once upon a time, women were expected to sleep with just one man over the course of a lifetime, and that was their lawfully wedded husband. Do you, Sally, take Billy’s dick to be...

Separation Anxiety

So you’ve decided to reunite with your ex—that’s great! Beware, though; asking questions about your partner’s sex life while you were apart can be an emotional minefield. Breaking up is hard to do, or so the saying goes. But it’s not nearly as treacherous as getting back together again. Round two of a relationship is,...