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Balls: Handle With Care!

Ladies, take note; when you’re playing with a guy’s testicles, try not to go too nuts. Take a gander at any skin flick, and you might be shocked to see that a lot of the female adult entertainers out there are some real ballers. No, that doesn’t have anything to do with their ability to...

Dirty Dying Wishes

If your terminally ill partner’s final request involves boning someone else, are you obligated to honor it? There have been a couple of stories circulating on the internet recently about monogamous couples in relationship-ending peril because of someone’s dying wish. One account focuses on a terminally ill woman, given only nine months to live, who...

Imaginary Lovers

Yes, there’s a good chance that your partner has thought about a celebrity—or even a coworker—while the two of you had sex. Here’s why you shouldn’t let it mess with your head. Basking in the silent afterglow of a real leg-quivering orgasm, it’s not uncommon for a member of the porking party to lean over...