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July 2025

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Getting Dirty With Clean Freaks

Sex and germophobia aren’t always the best bedmates, but with a little work and patience, even the biggest cooties-fearer can learn to have a filthy good time. It can be tough at times to get down and dirty with a significant other, especially if your partner is afraid of dirt. Trying to canoodle with someone...

Wait…Why?

Weighing the pros and cons of holding off on sex in a new relationship. When we first meet someone special, someone that we connect with on a deeper level, it can be hard to keep those panties from hitting the floor—partly because the man won’t quit tugging on them. Raging hormones are constantly fighting to...

Flirting with Disaster?

Things can get pretty hairy when another guy chats up your woman right in front of you. Here’s how to navigate this sticky situation. As any guy who has ever been interrupted by some ballsy SOB flirting with his date in front of him knows, the situation can get rather hairy, rather quickly. A flood...