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NYE Hookups: The Pleasures and Pitfalls

Looking to ring in the new year with a bang? Proceed with caution; hooking up on NYE can bring some serious headaches, and we’re not talking about the morning-after hangover. New Year’s Eve is a night when everything seems possible. It’s the last hurrah of the year, a time when many of us will bid...

Test(osterone) Drive

Is testosterone replacement therapy the key to a boosted libido? The answer is more complicated than you might think. Join us as we explore the science. Spend enough time doom-scrolling, and you will inevitably catch some meathead gym rat-turned-“social media influencer” rambling—probably shirtless—about how going on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) transformed his weak wiener into...

Not So Fast?

Full steam ahead, or slow and low? Examining the merits of leisurely lays versus rabbit-quick rutting. Mankind was shot out of the great gash in the sky to populate the Earth, and presumably as quickly as possible. It’s why billions of blathering yahoos, imbeciles and inbreds now inhabit this rotten planet, making it less than...