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Sex Mythbreakers: The Pineapple Effect

Can a trip to your supermarket’s produce section really give you better-tasting semen? We consult the experts.  It’s a given that most of us want to look after ourselves and live longer (unless maybe you’re a member of the No-Mask Brigade), but how much consideration do we give to the well-being of our jizz? Unless...
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Nurse, There’s a Gnome in My Ass

A medical professional reveals the strangest sexual accidents she’s seen There are safety elements involved in getting it on that you learn about in Sex-Ed class, and then there are the kinds of lessons that you can only learn from the misfortune of others. Naturally, HUSTLERMagazine.com is here to tell you about the latter.  As...
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Sex Mythbreakers: Is Porn Cheating?

From a stack of magazines under the mattress, to a couple of deliberately mislabeled DVD-Rs at the bottom of a spindle, the history of keeping a porn stash under wraps is a long and complex one. Hell, check out our The War on XXX article to see just how far people have had to go...