Crank up the AC and put on your best gray sweatpants—spicy content creators are here to help us beat the summer heat with must-watch movies, shows and XXX!
It’s too damn hot out! More power to all the sun worshippers out there, but there is absolutely no shame in wanting to hide indoors from the punishing and oppressive weight of summer (we feel you, goths and redheads).
To that end, we recruited a bevy of beautiful sex workers, performers, actors and pinups to fill up our watchlists with hours upon hours of quality eye candy. Whether you prefer the classics of yesteryear or the very latest in body horror, our sexy media sommeliers offer up hits and horny diversions for a cool escape.
Cubbi Thompson
MOVIES: “I confess, I’m a bit of a movie junkie! Loved the new Jurassic Park movie, Jurassic World: Rebirth… I mean, come on—how can you go wrong with dinosaurs?! For wholesome fun, check out Nonnas. It’s based on a true story about a man who lost his grandmother and uses her recipes to open a restaurant in her memory. And the kitchen is staffed by local grandmas! Such a sweet story; I highly recommend it.
“One classic that never lets me down is my favorite, Jaws. Released 50 years ago this summer, it’s a near-perfect film. Spielberg delivers the full range of emotions, complemented by fantastic effects, editing and performances. Essential viewing for Shark Week!”
TV / STREAMING: “I love to rewatch my favorite shows… Maybe a little too much. My ‘comfort content’ includes Friends, The Office, The Simpsons and Bob’s Burgers—light, funny and soul-affirming. There is a newer show called Tires, created by Shane Gillis and a few other comedians, which is such a ‘guy’ show but I secretly love it.”
PORN: “I shoot so much content that it’s hard to recommend just one scene to watch this summer, but I have been doing some of my best work lately with Brazzers. I have lots of hot releases out now or out soon featuring me with the industry’s biggest stars, like Angela White. So make sure you keep my name in your search bar! I promise you won’t regret it. *wink*”
