Welcome to “50 Questions,” a deep dive into the minds of your favorite XXX performers. For our fourth installment, HUSTLER features a superstar who has been keeping us hard for almost a decade. Kimmy Granger has granted us permission to enter the Granger Zone!
HUSTLER: Would you rather have one of your pockets always filled with gravy or always filled with bread crumbs and why?
KIMMY GRANGER: Oh, this one’s easy. Gravy. It’s never gonna not be gravy. Do you know how many things I can dip in gravy? I can literally dip someone’s dick in gravy and suck it clean off. Gravy over everything, bitch.
2. You’ve just been given the ability to mimic any animal sound perfectly. Which are you choosing, and what would you do with that skill?
Okay, so I’m not sure this is an animal sound, but I would love to be able to mimic the sound of an Aztec whistle, go into a Catholic cathedral and just let her fuckin’ rip.
3. What is your idea of the perfect first date that other people would think is weird?
I wanna get drunk with my man and go fight people’s ugly inflatable Christmas decorations in their yard and maybe steal a traffic cone, then go home and fuck.
