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48 Hours With Kylie Le Beau
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48 Hours With Kylie Le Beau

She’s a doting dog mom and hydroponic horticulturalist who makes her own bagels from scratch. Such is the surprisingly wholesome life of award-winning adult performer Kylie Le Beau—let’s get wet!

Like a Cipollini onion with its diaphanous leaves, there are many layers to Kylie Le Beau. A voracious reader who holds a degree in graphic design, she also knows her way around a fuck machine and can douse wildfires with her torrential squirt skills. Truly, Kylie is a Renaissance woman for the postmodern age.

And while greatness is not measured by hardware, it should be noted that her trophy shelf welcomed a new resident in 2023: The AVN Award for Favorite Camming Couple, as voted by the fans. Since then, Le Beau has blessed us with a barrage of ball-draining porn and hardcore bliss, making fans of us one and all.

Who is Kylie Le Beau? Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In her lane. Focused. Flourishing. Enjoy a slice of Kylie behind the scenes as she documents two days in the life of a health-conscious hydroponic gardener with the perkiest nipples this side of the Pecos.

Photo by Alan X / courtesy of Kylie Le Beau

DAY ONE

8:30 a.m.: The first thing I do when I wake up is brush and floss my teeth, then wash my face while scrolling to catch up on the news. Next, I feed my dogs the fresh food I prepared for them in batches a few days ago. Their meal includes rice, two to three vegetables and a protein (chicken or turkey). I like to spoil my fur babies!

8:45 a.m.: Time for my breakfast. Yesterday I made dough for bagels and left it to chill overnight. This morning I boiled and baked them for a delicious breakfast sandwich with fresh ingredients. 

9:30 a.m.: I have a hydroponic garden with ten systems (i.e. “smart garden” systems: AeroGarden units, an inBloom, LetPot, RainPoint) and a few five-gallon bucket setups which support around 26 vegetable plants. I check my plants thoroughly every morning and document them a few times a week for my dedicated blog, YouTube channel, TikTok and Instagram pages (@kyliegrowsplants, kyliegrows.com).

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