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48 Hours With Hannah Hussein
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48 Hours With Hannah Hussein

Of biceps and blowjobs—join us as we explore two days in the life of a professional bodybuilder and adult content creator!

A Dionysian strongwoman sculpted by the gods themselves, Hannah Hussein is an anal-loving Muscle Mommy on a mission in pursuit of excellence—both competitive and carnal.

Training, nutrition and unwavering discipline are how Hannah earned her IFBB (International Fitness and Bodybuilding Federation) Pro Card back in 2023. It’s the highest competitive tier in bodybuilding, where physique, conditioning and stage presence meet elite professional standards.

Currently in her off-season, Hannah is busy toning and getting tight in preparation for her pro debut in 2026. But bodybuilding is just one facet of a very busy and full life. In between reps and deadlifts, Hannah is a full-time content creator, producing fitness clips, lifestyle videos and the wettest porn ever.

Known for combining muscular femininity with playful, confident sexuality, the Hannah Hussein experience is a mix of health, education, fetish content, toy reviews and soaking her loving partner’s beard. Join Hannah and her indefatigable (sex) drive as she takes us on a whirlwind tour of late mornings, leg days and surprise butt sex. Let’s get pumped!

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DAY ONE

10 a.m.: I don’t pretend to be a morning person. My alarm goes off, I open one eye, decide “absolutely not” and roll right back into my blankets. I’m an IFBB pro now, but also a woman who deeply loves her sleep.

10:30 a.m.: Awake but not up, the first thing I do is open OnlyFans. I’m always horny in the morning, so it doubles as a wake-up ritual and work. I scroll through overnight messages, send a few teasing replies and check if anyone left new requests while I was conked out. It’s like stretching before a workout—just a lot more fun!

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