WICKED PICTURES/ADAM & EVE PICTURES. DIRECTOR: STORMY DANIELS. STARRING: ANIKKA ALBRITE, ALLIE HAZE, AMBER RAYNE, JESSICA DRAKE, STORMY DANIELS, JODI TAYLOR, CASSIDY KLEIN, MIA LI, CHANEL PRESTON, BRENDON MILLER, JAY CREW, ERIC MASTERSON, STEVEN ST. CROIX, DICK CHIBBLES, TOMMY GUNN, RYAN MCLANE & BRAD ARMSTRONG.
Loved The Wild Bunch, but felt that a healthy dose of hardcore fucking would have made it even more of a classic? Saddle up, cowpoke; Wanted will put you on the trail to satisfaction. Very few XXX videos rise to the level of epic, but this Western-themed joint production between Wicked and Adam & Eve manages the trick, as writer/director Stormy Daniels births a beautifully shot, well-scored treat for the eyes and ears. Which would mean next to nothing without sex scenes of equal quality. Luckily,Wanted ponies up a hefty bounty on that front too. The first scene, between blond lead Anikka Albrite and seasoned woodsman Jay Crew, is probably the least enticing, if only for Crew’s sagging, gray-furred frame. But it drives the plot forward, as the dying wealthy landowner played by Crew (at least he goes out with a bang) grants a land deed to Albrite’s callgirl character Joanna. Elsewhere on the flesh-slapping frontier, cute brunette Cassidy Klein tends to a wounded deputy by patching up his leg and vigorously sucking his man-slab. Amber Rayne (RIP), Mia Li and Tommy Gunn convene in an Indian tepee for a hot fireside threeway, with Rayne and Li taking turns puffing on Gunn’s peace pipe. Later on, Daniels, Albrite and Allie Haze team up for a ballbloating lez-fest. Wanted really only suffers from its own ambitions: At just under three hours, it will test any jerkoff’s patience. But the combination of six-shooters and sweet cooters will bring stiff justice to your lap. —P.D.R.
Anikka Albrite, Allie Haze, Amber Rayne, Jessica Drake, Cassidy Klein, Mia Li, Brendon Miller, Jay Crew, Eric Masterson, Steven St. Croix, Dick Chibbles, Tommy Gunn, Ryan Mclane & Brad Armstrong