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HUSTLER Magazine's September 2016 Issue

 

Featured Articles

London Keyes For President

IN THE UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, THE CANDIDATES ARE EITHER DULL OR CRAZY, AND THEIR PLATFORMS ARE A MIXTURE OF UNIMAGINATIVE, UNWORKABLE IDEAS. BUT VOTERS NEED NOT DESPAIR....

Badass Beauty Pageants

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, WHEN WE ARBITRARILY PICK ONE LADY FROM EVERY STATE AND THEN RANDOMLY SELECT ONE OF THOSE AND DECLARE HER MISS AMERICA. OR IF STEVE HARVEY IS HOSTING, HE CROWNS...

The Naked…And The Dead

Some people are so scared by repression and guilt that they need an atmosphere of force or violence to become sexually aroused. They have been taught to believe that sex is evil, a sin, and that...

Murders, Mistrials & Mistakes

There are over 2 million men and women incarcerated in America’s state, federal and private prison systems. That’s almost a quarter of the world’s inmates. The problem is that many of...

Featured Honeys

Gabriella Paltrova

BJ Babe

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
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Natalie Heart & Elle Alexandra

The Girlfriend Experience

Photography by Tammy Sands
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Anita

Perfect

Photography by CR Inc.
12 Photos

Alana Wolfe

Take Me

Photography by Jay Aaron
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Alexis Adams

Adorable

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
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Publisher's Statement

Diplomacy Wins!

The nuclear deal with Iran crafted by President Obama and John Kerry has reaped big dividends in the first Iranian election to be held after sanctions were lifted. Reformist President Hassan Rouhani’s allies—moderates and reformers—won all of Tehran’s 30 seats in Parliament, then went on to win 42% of the total seats in April. The…

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Showcases

Fiery Hot Redheads

Fiery Hot Redheads

Wanted

Wanted

Special Dark

Special Dark

Hot Redheads: Gingers Do It Redder

Hot Redheads: Gingers Do It Redder

Featured Beavers

Lily Lovecraft

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Amber

4 Photos

Gwen

4 Photos

Casey Deluxe

3 Photos

Mia

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Mia

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Mia

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Politics

Hitler Happens

Donald Trump is not Adolf Hitler. Not yet, anyway. Hopefully Americans are collectively smart enough not to ultimately fall for his divisive message of hate. But enough Republicans have...

Class Warfare: We’re Ready to Fight!

Bob Dylan’s lyrics capturing the turbulent 1960s—“Something is happening here, but you don’t know what it is, do you, Mister Jones?”—resonate today with the enormous shift in American politics...
Asshole of the Month: Pat McCrory

Asshole of the Month: Pat McCrory

The current governor of North Carolina, Pat McCrory, has been stewing in a vat of global vilification ever since he signed off on the state’s notorious HB2 law that...