Slut Puppies 12

The box cover for Slut Puppies 12 touts “the dirtiest models on the planet!” That’s a bold claim, but the tail-wagging cock hounds presented here certainly do dirty up well. The video kicks off with brunettes Gina Valentina and Karlee Grey massaging each other’s curvaceous bodies while wearing postage stamp-size swimsuits. A steamy make-out session ensues, until they’re introduced to Dredd, a dreadlocked soul brother with a cock like an oak branch. Valentina and Grey attempt to choke down as much of Dredd’s meat mast as they can, while he attempts to not pass out from the blood flow to his groin girder. It’s a heroic effort all around. Once hoovered to tumescence, Dredd slips his plus-size prong into their nether clefts, to the squealing delight of both Valentina and Grey. Then Grey works Dredd’s prick like a plunger handle while Valentina slobbers on his nuts. Gia Derza, with her big, bright eyes and innocent appearance, looks like she should be in a Noxzema ad instead of a porn flick. As it turns out, Derza prefers her facial cream dispensed from a blood-swollen sperm spigot. Tight-bodied, tawny-skinned beauty Honey Gold is a particular delight as she works over a couple of slammers until her face and neck are a mess of bubbly drool. There’s nothing fancy here, but Slut Puppies 12 will make your dick sit up and beg. —P.D.R.