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December 2024

Featuring Ellie Nova
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Show No Mercy

You may not be aware of this, but evil Lord Zuru is trying to take over the galaxy, and it’s up to the five Cirian muses to thwart him with their superpowered vaginas. Yet another story suppressed by the lamestream media! Alexis Monroe starts the action in a shiny skintight suit that will make cosplay geeks come before she gets her boobs out. The rest of you should keep stroking while she semen-drains a couple of masked minions in a creepy scene. Pigtailed Molly Bennett in some skimpy latex bumps up the cute factor even further and submits to a bondage penetration by another weirdo in a Halloween mask. She gets loose, fucks his brains out and lets him spatter her ass with cum. That’ll show him! The pattern of pleasurable abuse continues with spanking, hair-pulling, dildo-ramming and whatever else it takes to save the cosmos. It gets repetitive, and your brain will likely go numb before you ever find out what the fuck happened with the Zuru plot, but hot chicks in sexy costumes soaking up jizz like intergalactic ShamWows is probably all the meaning you’ll ever need in life.

You may not be aware of this, but evil Lord Zuru is trying to take over the galaxy, and it’s up to the five Cirian muses to thwart him with their superpowered vaginas. Yet another story suppressed by the lamestream media! Alexis Monroe starts the action in a shiny skintight suit that will make...
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Starring

Molly Bennett

Alektra Blue, Alexis Monroe, Anikka Albrite, Mischa Brooks, Miss Eva Lovia, Barry Scott, Eric Masterson, Marcus London, Michael Vega & Will Powers


Directed By

Barrett Blade
Wicked Pictures