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Rihanna Rimes

I got tired of this lame-ass mall about two minutes after I started working here. Can you believe people actually ask me if I’m the Rihanna ? Anyways, the money’s shit and the hours suck. So how about you help me get fired? Close the gate…or not. I’ll suck your dick. You drill my sweet na na. And if the boss shows up, let’s flip her off together!

I got tired of this lame-ass mall about two minutes after I started working here. Can you believe people actually ask me if I’m the Rihanna ? Anyways, the money’s shit and the hours suck. So how about you help me get fired? Close the gate…or not. I’ll suck your dick. You drill my...
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