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December 2024

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Farm Girls Gone Bad

Imagine the episode of Hee Haw you always dreamed of, all shot in the great outdoors! The sun shines and the birds tweet (without cell phones) as country gal Phoenix Marie climbs into the bed of her dude’s pickup and helps him plant some seed. Now that there’s what nature intended, folks! Lemonade-stand girls Jennifer White and Giselle Leon, meanwhile, fight for Junior’s business before doin’ the sensible thing and teamin’ up for some customer satisfaction. Tasha Reign shows us what that farmer’s daughter was up to, and we’ll be hogtied if it ain’t just how pappy always told it, bouncin’ jugs and all. That city slicker even made sure to wear a rubber! Finally, Briana Blair and Taylor Vixen give each other a good ol’ Southern hoedown, er, hose-down while Samantha Saint packs a big sausage in her picnic basket. Reminiscent of a Russ Meyer nudie cutie, but with lots more vagina, Farm Girls Gone Bad ain’t newfangled or fancy, just a good ol’ wholesome dirty movie. Tain’t nothin’ wrong with that.

Imagine the episode of Hee Haw you always dreamed of, all shot in the great outdoors! The sun shines and the birds tweet (without cell phones) as country gal Phoenix Marie climbs into the bed of her dude’s pickup and helps him plant some seed. Now that there’s what nature intended, folks! Lemonade-stand girls...
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Starring

Samantha Saint
Tasha Reign
Briana Blair
Giselle Leon

Taylor Vixen, Phoenix Marie, Jennifer White, Chris Johnson, Rocco Reed, Danny Mountain & Mick Blue


Directed By

Jonathan Morgan
Wicked Pictures