Anal Savages 7

As a wise man once noted, “He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.” And what better incentive is there to shed the cloak of civility in favor of rampant barbarism than the prospect of plowing prick-first into the tempting turd-cutter of a hot chick? Anal Savages 7 brings out the brute in viewers, luring them into the carnal wild with a collection of cornholes just waiting to be conquered. Mega-stacked Aussie sexpot Angela White launches the proceedings, decked out in a fetish-friendly outfit. A trio of stiff-dicked dudes descend upon her with the feral intensity of a pride of lions. In short order White is transformed into a spittle-slathered fuck-beast as she’s filled yapper-to-crapper with her predators’ meat. Her mammoth tits bounce with a force so violent, it would no doubt register on the Richter scale. By scene’s end, White’s face looks like she’s accidentally wandered into an explosion at a glue factory. Leggy, toned and fine-featured, it seems like Adriana Chechik should be modeling fashion instead of being treated like a human pincushion in a stroke flick, but here she is, nearly getting her colon pulled inside out by a guy with a tree branch for a cock. Hyper-buxom blonde Katalina Kyle rounds things out with her cartoonish curves and a gleeful passion for bouncing on Jules Jordan’s lap lance. Anal Savages 7 will have viewers gripping their spears tight. —P.D.R.