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Sex Mythbreakers: Snip, Snip!

[…] HUSTLERMagazine.com have always had your best interests at heart, and that includes the well-being of your most precious attributes, so hear us out. In this new Sex Mythbreakers series, we’ll be tackling the sensationalist, the ridiculous and the just plain wrong beliefs that exist concerning sex, and we’re leaving no stone unturned in the […] ...
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Sex Mythbreakers: Fucking After 50

[…] result, the saying, “There may be snow on the rooftop but there is fire in the furnace” has never been more apt. As part of HUSTLERMagazine.com’s Sex Mythbreakers quest for the carnal truth, this week we take a look at some of the fallacies that exist around sex and the older generation. In the […] ...
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Sex Mythbreakers: Is Porn Cheating?

[…] partner can actually be beneficial to your relationship. Thanks to the XXX beauties for their advice (as always), and we’ll see you next time for more Sex Mythbreakers. Until then, don’t believe everything you read—unless it’s in HUSTLERMagazine.com, of course!  Follow our XXX-perts: Bianca Burke: Sarah Vandella: Nikki Delano: 2BTMJ33 Couple […] ...
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Sex Mythbreakers: The Pineapple Effect

[…] (protein). Also, add in probiotics, which can be taken in pill form or yogurt and other dairy products. It’s all about balance. So, the result of this Sex Mythbreakers query is, TRUE-ISH. It seems that the anecdotal evidence is mixed, but the success stories are supported by science.  In addition to this awesome advice, there […] ...
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Sex Mythbreakers: Girl Talk

[…] or as frankly as guys tend to with their buddies.  Oh, do we ever have some news for you, fellas.  As we reach the final stages of our Sex Mythbreakers series (archives of which you can find here), we wanted to shine some light on the true nature of “girl talk.” Bawdy and explicit “locker room” […] ...
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Sex Mythbreakers: Masturbation Mistruths

[…] you are only a click or two away from your next fantasy, so, what are you waiting for? At least you now know that it’s good for you!  Keep an eye on our Sex Mythbreakers series for more debunking as we tackle the fake news surrounding sex!  Chloe Cherry In Big Butt Volleyball Bush Babes...
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Sex Mythbreakers: Does More Sex Equal Better Sex?

We all love to fuck. I mean, there’s no point in trying to over-intellectualize that one, is there?  But can such a thing as “too much” sex exist?  Okay, okay, before you close that browser window and exit the site completely, hear us out: You know that feeling when you find a restaurant that you......
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Torn Over It

Is ripping your lover’s clothes off a welcome sign of unbridled animal lust, or a rude, costly act of property damage? There are varying degrees of horniness that people display along the sexual spectrum, one of which is akin to jungle lust—the kind of hormonal outburst that makes one beast want to get inside the...
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Fetish Spotlight: Feminization Kink

These dommes excel at helping their subs bring out their feminine side. There are so many avenues of pleasure in the realm of BDSM and FemDom. While we might immediately think of spankings, being tied up or licking the boots of a powerful dominatrix, there is another lane many may not be aware of: feminization,...
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Big Boob Babylon

Make way for massive mommy milkers! From Candy Barr to Jessica Rabbit, UDDERS Comix creator AJ DinoRokski lists his favorite big-boob babes of all time. Let it be said that all breasts are incredible and worthy of worship. But today we offer our fealty at the altar of jaw-droppingly large bosoms and proffer thanks for...
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Sports-Fucking

Do you get horny when your favorite team scores a victory? You’re not alone. Join us as we explore the connection between sex and sports. It’s an average, run-of-the-mill Sunday afternoon and a man is watching the big game on the tube. And if his team wins, his ol’ lady might be on his tube....
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MiPorn: The FBI, The Mob & XXX

ILLUSTRATIONS BY ALEX GAMSU JENKINS For every undercover government agent, there comes a time when it’s clear that the jig is up. For Pat Salamone that moment came in 1978, when gangsters drove him out to the Florida Everglades, put a gun to his head and made him start digging his own grave. Salamone had...
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Is Anyone Out There?

An interview with professor Avi Loeb on Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena* (*UAPs, formerly known as UFOs) “FOR DECADES, MANY AMERICANS HAVE BEEN FASCINATED BY OBJECTS MYSTERIOUS AND UNEXPLAINED, AND IT’S LONG PAST TIME THEY GET SOME ANSWERS. THE AMERICAN PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO LEARN ABOUT TECHNOLOGIES OF UNKNOWN ORIGINS, NONHUMAN INTELLIGENCE AND UNEXPLAINABLE PHENOMENA.” —Senate...
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Happy Birthday!

For a bonus eye candy interlude, we’ve rounded up five former Beavers who’ll be blowing out birthday candles in May. Caramel is a “very bubbly, witty and assertive” stripper from Pulaski, Missouri. “I feel that nudity is a form of art through expression,” she professes. Ariel Ganja—a Nevada-based legal courtesan out of Kansas City, Missouri—says,...
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Hump-Day Special: Girls on Girls Vol. 4

Two women kissing, licking and fingering each other—it’s a look that never goes out of style! With that in mind, we’ve combed through the HUSTLER archives to serve up a prime, vintage collection of Honeys pairing up and getting down. Enjoy! Tarney & Candy Nicole & Cytherea Krystal Steal & McKenzie Lee Zoe Britton &...
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Long Hair, Men Care?

A new study finds that men are more attracted to women with long, healthy locks than their shorter-cropped counterparts. Join us as we untangle the science of it all. “Baby, let your hair down, let me run my fingers through it,” MAGIC! sang in 2014. And sure, the idea of touching lengthy, soft locks is...
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BBL Bonanza

These babes have definitely got back! Join us as some of our favorite XXX performers share how they’re bringing up the rear in a big way after getting a Brazilian Butt Lift. All asses are works of art. From small and humble to large and jiggly, tushes are amazing! While some are blessed with ass-tounding...

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