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Roe v. Wade in Trump’s America

Black radical feminist and reproductive justice rights advocate Jessa Jordan details her own abortion experience, the reality of modern feminist approaches to activism and what we must do to salvage women’s rights in the age of Trump. It’s nearly 11 p.m. on January 21, 2018, when my phone’s screen illuminates with a new iMessage notification. […] ...

Oil Overload 15

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: CHRIS STREAMS. STARRING: JESSA RHODES, CHLOE AMOUR, BROOKLYN CHASE, HOLLY HENDRIX, BLAIR WILLIAMS, CHRIS STROKES, MICK BLUE, MANUEL FERRARA & MARKUS DUPREE.  Maybe reaching peak oil isn’t a crisis after all. The idea behind Oil Overload 15 is pretty straightforward: Round up a bunch of hot chicks, roll them in […] ...

The Nude Elephant in the Room

LIVE FROM THE 2-1-5, JESSA JORDAN REPORTS ON HER LIFE AS A BLACK ANARCHIST STRIPPER DURING THE 2016 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION IN PHILADELPHIA. By day I bend light and arch limbs as a fine art nude model, but by moonrise nearly every Thursday and Saturday you can find me twirling and twerking in a popular […] ...

End Racism in Adult Film: A Path to Better Porn

[…] obsolete because degradation of someone solely for their race and or gender will be so heinous, no one could ever conflate it with entertainment, let alone pleasure. Jessa Jordan & King Noire The fact that Facial Abuse even maintains a substantial fan base—of mixed viewers, I might add, not just white men—is bizarre to me, […] ...

Orgy Masters 8

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: CHRIS STREAMS. STARRING: KEISHA GREY, KATRINA JADE, JOJO KISS, GOLDIE RUSH, CASEY CALVERT, MORGAN LEE, MEGAN RAIN, JESSA RHODES, MELISSA MOORE, KIMMY GRANGER, LEXINGTON STEELE, PRINCE YAHSHUA, RICO STRONG, MARKUS DUPREE, CHRIS STROKES & MICK BLUE. In this age of racial and political divide, it’s heartening to see that we […] ...

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