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The End Is Here

Brendon Small talks Metalocalypse and Dethklok At first, I was clueless how to approach an interview with Brendon Small, creator of Adult Swim’s hit animated comedy Metalocalypse—a series that follows five imbecilic musicians collectively known as Dethklok. The show, which first aired in 2006, pokes fun at the inanity of starfuckers through a maniacal display......

Joanna Angel & Stoya: The Interview

In this powerful, exclusive interview, two XXX superstars open up about stripping naked in front of strangers for the first time, the power of red, domming for dollars… and porn unicorns. STOYA: Joanna! I read your latest book. JOANNA ANGEL: I couldn’t believe how quickly you replied to me when I asked you to read......

Goonettes: Born 4 Porn

Meet the Goonettes: Girlverts who celebrate porn and perversion without shame or restraint. Porn is life. That may seem a bit extreme to the casual viewer, but for gooners, it is an axiom that binds together a community dedicated to judgment-free expression and the exploration of sexuality, identity and desire. First, let’s take a giant......

HUSTLER: The Cartoons

Outrageous! Irreverent! Funny! They were the words Larry Flynt used to describe what he was looking for in a HUSTLER cartoon. Larry considered the cartoons to be as important, if not more important than any other element of his magazine. In a single frame they have the ability to convey biting political satire, thought-provoking social......

Chuck Palahniuk’s Brutal Beauty

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.” We met up with the man who wrote those immortal lines to break his most famous rules —and a few more. Before Tyler Durden fist-fought his way......

Long-Distance Domination

Domming Goes Virtual in the COVID-19 Era As many of us head into our third week of self-isolation and shelter in place, people are doing their damnedest to adapt in a world where contact is increasingly verboten. It’s one thing if you’re a graphic designer—working from home is a seamless transition—but a global pandemic is......

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