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Andy San Dimas Goes the Distance

Hipster-smut icon Andy San Dimas has gone from alt-porn darling to one of the industry’s most sought-after talents. Along with nailing the female leads in Rocky XXX (reviewed on page 103) and This Ain’t Urban Cowboy XXX (reviewed on page 106), the tattooed tart with the country-girl smile has popped up in a slew of......
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Double Threat

Minutes after being released by security, who detained them as soon as they stepped foot into HUSTLER headquarters, Sidney and Thurman Sewell are strolling through the executive suites with a bottle of Grey Goose and a couple of chicks ready to get naked. That’s how they roll: rowdy, unfiltered, no apologies. The ATL Twins—dubbed in......
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Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 2

Looking for a few good laughs? You definitely won’t feel cheated by this collection of uproarious infidelity-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives!  And when you’re done with these, check out our previous installment of Affairs to Remember here! “This is an outrage! Couldn’t you wait until I got home before starting?!” “My problem, honey, is......
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Friday Funnies: Parking It

Nothing beats a day in the park. Fresh air. Sunshine. And sometimes, a few good laughs—especially when you toss in some humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Go ahead, enjoy some naturally funny jokes.  “She’s not bad. The attic may be empty, but the basement is full.”......
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Friday Funnies: Here Comes The Judge! Vol. 2

Everyone is entitled to their day in court, and lucky you—today’s your turn to face the judge! Fortunately, the only thing you’re being sentenced to is a good laugh, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. All rise—and have a hearty chuckle! “And I put it to you that your attire invited the alleged gang-bang!” “But if......
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Ditching Dudes?

According to a new report, an increasing number of women are dumping men in favor of the fairer sex—and it just might be the guys who are to blame… Bad news, guys; it appears that an increasing number of ladies are ditching their guys altogether and joining Club Cunnilingus. Seriously, TikTok has been buzzing lately...
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Busty Blond Beavers Vol. 4

Yes, beavers are known for their large tails, but the Beavers of HUSTLER have some pretty impressive tops too! Join us as we celebrate some of the fair-haired, top-heavy girls next door from our world-famous Beaver Hunt contest. Enjoy! Crystal Taylor Elizabeth Romanova Stephanie Crawford Cassie Shelly Magdalena Barbi...
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Rain Parade: Marching Boldly Forward

The neo-psychedelia mainstays are striding toward the future with a deluxe reissue of a classic album and a new record in the works. As part of California’s Paisley Underground scene, Rain Parade—alongside like-minded bands such as The Bangles, The Three O’Clock and Dream Syndicate—helped shape a ’60s-inspired wave of brilliant music. Formed by college friends...
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Sex Club Confidential

What happens in the swingers’ club, stays in the swingers’ club—until now! Sex workers spill the beans from behind the scenes. Who goes to sex and swingers’ clubs? In a word, everyone: Your next-door neighbor. Your realtor. The lawyer who handled your divorce. In simple terms, these spaces are a place where anyone can safely...
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Lights, Camera, Climax!

Exploring the relationship benefits of making—and watching—a sex tape with your partner. Making a sex tape is one of those relationship rites of passage, right up there with meeting the parents or suffering through each other’s family holidays. Skipping it is like a basketball team refusing to watch game footage—they’re never going to see which...
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Muff Buffs

This issue marks Beaver Hunt’s 49th birthday. When it debuted in 1976, pubic hair was prevalent for nude models and XXX performers. In recent years the beloved bush has made a comeback, and here are a handful of Beavers who adore being hairy down there. Detroit, Michigan’s Helena Price worked as a chef, teacher, housepainter...
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Happy Anniversary, HUSTLER!

It tickled Larry Flynt that HUSTLER’s anniversary coincided with the country’s. So to celebrate our twin birthdays, he established the HUSTLER Anniversary Cover Contest. For a decade, photographers would vie for top spot, with the winner receiving a cash prize along with bragging rights. The resulting covers were nothing short of spectacular. To wit…...
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Vudu Dahl: Ink & Kink

Our celebrity performer this month is a frequent flier of the kink scene at high-end lifestyle parties from London to L.A. Vudu Dahl has been a tattoo artist who scored a role on the reality TV show Black Ink Crew. A dancer and stripper at gentlemen’s clubs. An escort, sugar baby, poker girl, online model,...
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Jeanne “Hollywood” Basone: Wrestling With the Past

The original GLOW girl on grappling in stripper clothes, suffering a wardrobe malfunction in the ring and her new memoir. If you’re a man of a certain age, you will never forget when GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) premiered on TV. It helped many a guy (and some women) through puberty as it showcased a...
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Hot Topic: The XXX Summer Survey

It’s a Sex Worker Summer! Three thirst-quenching babes bring the heat…and the meat.  You’ve been pining for it since Black Friday, and now it’s finally here: LET THERE BE SUMMER! As temperatures soar and inhibitions plunge, no one is more ready to get hot and sweaty than the scorching sirens of adult entertainment. Be it...

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