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Sex Mythbreakers: Snip, Snip!

[…] HUSTLERMagazine.com have always had your best interests at heart, and that includes the well-being of your most precious attributes, so hear us out. In this new Sex Mythbreakers series, we’ll be tackling the sensationalist, the ridiculous and the just plain wrong beliefs that exist concerning sex, and we’re leaving no stone unturned in the […] ...

Sex Mythbreakers: Fucking After 50

[…] result, the saying, “There may be snow on the rooftop but there is fire in the furnace” has never been more apt. As part of HUSTLERMagazine.com’s Sex Mythbreakers quest for the carnal truth, this week we take a look at some of the fallacies that exist around sex and the older generation. In the […] ...

Sex Mythbreakers: Is Porn Cheating?

[…] partner can actually be beneficial to your relationship. Thanks to the XXX beauties for their advice (as always), and we’ll see you next time for more Sex Mythbreakers. Until then, don’t believe everything you read—unless it’s in HUSTLERMagazine.com, of course!  Follow our XXX-perts: Bianca Burke: Sarah Vandella: Nikki Delano: 2BTMJ33 Couple […] ...

Sex Mythbreakers: The Pineapple Effect

[…] (protein). Also, add in probiotics, which can be taken in pill form or yogurt and other dairy products. It’s all about balance. So, the result of this Sex Mythbreakers query is, TRUE-ISH. It seems that the anecdotal evidence is mixed, but the success stories are supported by science.  In addition to this awesome advice, there […] ...

Sex Mythbreakers: Girl Talk

[…] or as frankly as guys tend to with their buddies.  Oh, do we ever have some news for you, fellas.  As we reach the final stages of our Sex Mythbreakers series (archives of which you can find here), we wanted to shine some light on the true nature of “girl talk.” Bawdy and explicit “locker room” […] ...

Sex Mythbreakers: Masturbation Mistruths

[…] you are only a click or two away from your next fantasy, so, what are you waiting for? At least you now know that it’s good for you!  Keep an eye on our Sex Mythbreakers series for more debunking as we tackle the fake news surrounding sex!  Chloe Cherry In Big Butt Volleyball Bush Babes...

Sex Mythbreakers: Does More Sex Equal Better Sex?

We all love to fuck. I mean, there’s no point in trying to over-intellectualize that one, is there?  But can such a thing as “too much” sex exist?  Okay, okay, before you close that browser window and exit the site completely, hear us out: You know that feeling when you find a restaurant that you......

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The Hands of Time

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