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Sex Mythbreakers: Snip, Snip!

[…] HUSTLERMagazine.com have always had your best interests at heart, and that includes the well-being of your most precious attributes, so hear us out. In this new Sex Mythbreakers series, we’ll be tackling the sensationalist, the ridiculous and the just plain wrong beliefs that exist concerning sex, and we’re leaving no stone unturned in the […] ...

Sex Mythbreakers: Fucking After 50

[…] result, the saying, “There may be snow on the rooftop but there is fire in the furnace” has never been more apt. As part of HUSTLERMagazine.com’s Sex Mythbreakers quest for the carnal truth, this week we take a look at some of the fallacies that exist around sex and the older generation. In the […] ...

Sex Mythbreakers: Is Porn Cheating?

[…] partner can actually be beneficial to your relationship. Thanks to the XXX beauties for their advice (as always), and we’ll see you next time for more Sex Mythbreakers. Until then, don’t believe everything you read—unless it’s in HUSTLERMagazine.com, of course!  Follow our XXX-perts: Bianca Burke: Sarah Vandella: Nikki Delano: 2BTMJ33 Couple […] ...

Sex Mythbreakers: The Pineapple Effect

[…] (protein). Also, add in probiotics, which can be taken in pill form or yogurt and other dairy products. It’s all about balance. So, the result of this Sex Mythbreakers query is, TRUE-ISH. It seems that the anecdotal evidence is mixed, but the success stories are supported by science.  In addition to this awesome advice, there […] ...

Sex Mythbreakers: Girl Talk

[…] or as frankly as guys tend to with their buddies.  Oh, do we ever have some news for you, fellas.  As we reach the final stages of our Sex Mythbreakers series (archives of which you can find here), we wanted to shine some light on the true nature of “girl talk.” Bawdy and explicit “locker room” […] ...

Sex Mythbreakers: Masturbation Mistruths

[…] you are only a click or two away from your next fantasy, so, what are you waiting for? At least you now know that it’s good for you!  Keep an eye on our Sex Mythbreakers series for more debunking as we tackle the fake news surrounding sex!  Chloe Cherry In Big Butt Volleyball Bush Babes...

Sex Mythbreakers: Does More Sex Equal Better Sex?

We all love to fuck. I mean, there’s no point in trying to over-intellectualize that one, is there?  But can such a thing as “too much” sex exist?  Okay, okay, before you close that browser window and exit the site completely, hear us out: You know that feeling when you find a restaurant that you......

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Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 5

Sure, we love long, luxurious locks on a woman, but there’s something truly special about a babe who rocks a short-cropped ‘do. So daring. So sassy. So practical. So sexy! With that in mind, we’re saluting the ladies of Beaver Hunt who keep things short when it comes to their coifs. Enjoy! Cher Tyme Greta...

Stuff It! Miss Whitney Morgan’s Turkey Day Spectacular

Happy Kinksgiving! Florida foodie and fetish queen supreme Miss Whitney Morgan offers her twisted take on a hallowed holiday tradition. Be you a flesh-eating traditionalist or the vegan tofurkey type, Thanksgiving is a time of coming together and setting aside differences to give thanks for the things that keep us going in this hellscape of...

Give ThanXXX: 2025 Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share what they’re grateful for this year. The year 2025 is coming to an end, and what a year it’s been! With so much going on, it’s always nice to take a moment and reflect on all that we’re grateful for—including the hot and sexy things in our lives! ...

Goodbye to Romance?

Contrary to what you might believe, most divorcees are none too eager to hop into another committed relationship after dissolving their marriages. It has long been believed that anyone who finds themselves single again after a messy divorce is automatically looking to fill the void in their heart with another long-term relationship. That they’ve gone...

Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 6

You gotta love nipples—those pleasure points that bring joy, arousal and nourishment to humanity. Whether puffy, pointy, big or tiny, we appreciate and celebrate them all! Join us for a trip down Mammary Lane as we pay tribute to the nipple with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys!  Nadia Aria Karlie Montana Claudia  Rahyndee James Bailey ...

Sophia Locke’s Taboo Top 3

This insatiable libertine wants it all, and will stop at nothing to get it! Don’t be fooled by her demure eyes or pleasant demeanor—Sophia Locke is a sex fiend who delights in sloppy taboo action. Although she’s a staple of the sexy stepmom genre, Sophia’s personal fantasies and predilections skew dark…and freaky as hell. Ever...

Alt Angels

Tattoos, piercings, wild hair colors—these unconventional XXX sensations are challenging the traditional perceptions of adult industry performers. Porn is amazing not only because of the acts depicted, but also for the variety of looks, style and aesthetics that each model brings to the screen. Nowhere is this more clear than in the “alt” (alternative) category,...

The Hands of Time

Merry wankers, rejoice; according to a new study, your urge to spank it won’t disappear as you get up there in years. We can’t blame horny teenagers for playing with their junk behind closed doors. Hell, at that age, they are barely any better than monkeys at the zoo. A stiff breeze or a gentle...

Sole Sisters Vol. 6

Are you ready to experience some fancy—and very sexy—footwork? We hope so, because we’re once again putting our best feet forward with a collection of HUSTLER Honeys flaunting their pretty peds, tempting toes and amazing arches. Enjoy! Amber Kawaii Shelena  Polly Yangs Mina Luxx Aspen Ora Megan Salinas Ryan Ryans...

Too Dumb to Come?

The lack of sex education in America is creating a nation of stupid fuckers—and that’s a huge problem for our country. It’s no secret by now, what with more than 77 million people voting fascism with a spray tan into the White House last year, that the American populace isn’t the brightest of the bunch....

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