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“Some poor schmuck robs a convenience store of 80 bucks and gets ten years in prison. We steal millions, bring down an economy, and as punishment the government gives us even more millions! This is a great fucking country we live in, Henry!”

“Some poor schmuck robs a convenience store of 80 bucks and gets ten years in prison. We steal millions, bring down an economy, and as punishment the government gives us even more millions! This is a great fucking country we live in, Henry!”...

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