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“Barack Obama has taken over as the new President of the United States. In other news, an angry mob stormed Fox News offices, dragged Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter from the building and strung them up by their nipples from lampposts. We’ll have tomorrow’s weather right after this station break.”

“Barack Obama has taken over as the new President of the United States. In other news, an angry mob stormed Fox News offices, dragged Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter from the building and strung them up by their nipples from lampposts. We’ll have tomorrow’s weather right after this station break.”...

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