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“I never asked Americans to sacrifice anything during the war on terror because I took care of it for you. I sacrificed your civil liberties, your financial sercurity, your right to privacy, your free and fair elections, your national pride and integrity…”

“I never asked Americans to sacrifice anything during the war on terror becauseI took care of it for you. I sacrificed your civil liberties, your financial sercurity, your right to privacy, your free and fair elections, your national pride and integrity…”...

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“I never thought I’d say this, but Sarah Palin actually makes Ann Coulter sound kinda smart.”

“I never thought I’d say this, but Sarah Palin actually makes Ann Coulter sound kinda smart.”...

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“Well, needle-dick, marriage in California is once again safe for only straight, God-fearing, happy couples like us!”

“Well, needle-dick, marriage in California is once again safe for only straight, God-fearing, happy couples like us!”...

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“Daddy got drunk, ripped mommy’s panties off, and thought he was fucking her up the ass…that’s how you were born.”

“Daddy got drunk, ripped mommy’s panties off, and thought he was fucking her up the ass…that’s how you were born.”...

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Tunnel of Date Rape

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Ed’s Funeral Home

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The Middle-Class Taxpayer Memorial

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Howl’s Kitchen

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Joe the Plumber

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Jolie the Plumber

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“Wow, 33 years of marriage and you’re still full of surprises!”

“Wow, 33 years of marriage and you’re still full of surprises!”...

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They force me out as C.E.O., and then to top it off…

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Why Jesse Jackson was crying at Barrack Obama’s acceptance speech.

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“Cindy, I think we should try to get our minds off the defeat. How ’bout we go out tomorrow and buy several more houses?!”

“Cindy, I think we should try to get our minds off the defeat. How ’bout we go out tomorrow and buy several more houses?!”...

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Somewhere in the South

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FUCK YOU!

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“I voted for that colored fella. Had to…or I wouldn’t be getting any pussy for a looooong time!”

“I voted for that colored fella. Had to…or I wouldn’t be getting any pussy for a looooong time!”...

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You see, Dewayne, now you really can grow up to be president!

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Sarah Palin gave back the designer clothes

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“Barack Obama has taken over as the new President of the United States. In other news, an angry mob stormed Fox News offices, dragged Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter from the building and strung them up by their nipples from lampposts. We’ll have tomorrow’s weather right after this station break.”

“Barack Obama has taken over as the new President of the United States. In other news, an angry mob stormed Fox News offices, dragged Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter from the building and strung them up by their nipples from lampposts. We’ll have tomorrow’s weather right after this station break.”...