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Barely Legal #168 First Time Squirters

[…] they were touched and fucked in just the right way. Witness the best kind of sex education, complete with geysers of girl jizz, courtesy of newcomers Elle Voneva, Athena Rayne, Megan Marx and Emma Starletto. Get wet today in teen spray: Order Barely Legal #168: First-Time Squirters by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7651, or visit HustlerStore.com....

Barely Legal #179: College Secrets

Four brand-new XXX barely legals star in this dormitory delight. Finally, no more parents-it's time to go wild! Watch Nikole Nash, Lulu Chu, Sadie Hartz and Kourtney Rae explore their newfound fucking freedom every chance they get. There will be time enough to study later... maybe next year. Right now it's all about the […] ...

Barely Legal #186: Deep Throaters

[…] Fiona Frost and Honey Hayes go from tentatively licking and nipping to sucking down to the base in spit-dripping,deep-throating BJs. These girls are cum-hungry and leave their lovers oh, so happy. Order your own copy of Barely Legal #186: Deep Throaters and enjoy intense XXX oral action over and over again. Call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651....

Barely Legal Pop Stars

[…] girls, they’re popular, and they’re definitely putting out every single chance they get. You only live once, right? Watch Rebel Lynn, Iris Ivy, Aliya Brynn and Naomi Swann make every slutty minute count. Call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651 or visit HustlerStore.com today to order Barely Legal 174: Pop Stars, and meet the hottest carefree cunts of 2020. These babes are the best kind of influencers....

Barely Legal #181: Babysitters

[…] are finally fed and in bed. It’s time to break into the liquor cabinet and call the boy friend over. Superslutty starlets Lily Larimar, Kylie Rocket, Percy Sires and Dania Vega ignite this scorching hot teen delight. Order Barely Legal #181: Babysitters today by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7651, and enjoy 18-year-old poontang all over again....

Barely Legal #183: BFFs

[…] like sloppy blowjobs, delicious pussylicking and long, hard deep-dicking. Though new to the industry, Jamie Jett, Mina Moon, Angeline Red and Coco Lovelock prove the old adage true: Good friends are like stars—porn stars, that is. Order Barely Legal #183: BFFs today by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7651, and let these friends be there for you....

Barely Legal #120

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: OTTO BAUER.STARRING: ARIANA FOX, MAE MEYERS, EMME MICHELLE, ELIZABETH BENTLEY, BIBI NOEL, RALPH LONG, MARCO BANDERAS, JENNER, DERRICK PIERCE & OTTO BAUER.As you know, the world’s getting flushed down the shitter this year, so you better whack off to as much porn as you can, starting with this jubilee smutfest. The leading gateway......

Barely Legal #182: All by Myself

[…] decide to do something about it. Young starlets Freya Parker, Alina Ali, Michelle Anthony and Mila Monet devise ingenious schemes to get rimmed, rammed and reamed. Do we condone their frivolous fucks? Hell, no. Will we jack off to them? Decidedly yes! Order Barely Legal #182: All by Myself today by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7651....

Barely Legal Apple Bottoms

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: RICK DAVIS. STARRING: TAMRA MILLAN, ARYANA ADIN, LAYTON BENTON, LAYLA MONROE, PATRICIA LUST, NAT TURNHER, TALON, MARCO BANDERAS, LEE STONE & WESLEY PIPES. Jackoffs whose erotic preferences tend toward the dark side will find plenty to love in Black Apple Bottoms, a video tribute to full, mahogany-hued glutes. If you like ’em......

A BARELY LEGAL Halloween: Putting the “Boo” in “Booty”

[…] prepare to get scared stiff—or at least get stiff, anyway! Photographs courtesy of HUSTLER Video. To see more of April, Daizy, Izzy and Paige in action, check out BARELY LEGAL #163: Halloween Special.  Looks like April has a costumed visitor—and his costume is a panda mask! Did he think this was a BEARLY LEGAL Halloween?  […] ...

Black & Barely Legal

[…] eager are special. They deserve to spend long, lazy afternoons focusing solely on pleasure. And their demands are actually quite simple—just give them orgasm after orgasm…after orgasm. Enjoy the climactic experience of Barely Legal 154: Call 800- 763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com to order.

Erica McLean’s Never Ending Dream

[…] seen in porn—or mainstream cinema for that matter. They’re raw and artsy, without ever skimping on the XXX. In 2009, after cutting her chops on HUSTLER’s long-running Barely Legal  series—developed over many years at the side of her late husband, Clive McLean—Erica embarked on the insanely ambitious Hardcore Circus.  Produced through her own company, […] ...

HS – Terms of Use

[…] at monthly rate thereafter if not canceled. In order to provide you with uninterrupted service, all Paid Services such as Hustler Magazine digital and print, Taboo print, Barely Legal print, Paid Services, such as Hustler Magazine, Taboo Magazine, or Barely Legal Magazine (when purchased online), is a continuous subscription that bills and auto renews […] ...

The Divine Danica Dillon

HUSTLER VIDEO: BARELY LEGAL #109, THIS AIN’T AVATAR XXX & BARELY LEGAL ALL GIRL TOY PARTY. As an outspoken champion of family values and the Christian faith, I know a lot more about pornography than most people would suspect, so it takes a lot to impress me. But my prolific loins—four kids and counting!—were […] ...

Terms of Use

[…] or(d) in a manner that implies that Consumer Reports sponsors or endorses or is otherwise connected with your own activities, products, and services or those of third parties.Hustler®, Barely Legal®, Taboo®, Asian Fever®, All Bush®, Back Door Babes® and other related marks used on this Site and in the Mobile Services are registered trademarks of […] ...

Temperature’s Rising

Summertime, and the living is easy. Pool parties, barbecues and barely legal teens barely dressed in tiny string bikinis or, better yet, nothing at all. Aria Sky, Brooke Haze, Jes sica Rex and Sami Parker redefine hot. Scorching fucks. Blazing blowjobs. To order Barely Legal #161: Temperature Rising, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit […] ...

Reefer Madness?

[…] if states decided to legalize it, mostly picturing anarchy and wild sex in the streets—weed is being legalized from coast to coast. Amazingly enough, the revolution was barely noticed, except in states bordering Mexico, where the legalization of medical marijuana and other steps to decriminalize cannabis distribution and possession has significantly cut drug trafficking. […] ...

Meet The New Girls

[…] the industry, this 20-year-old XXX phenom is already making a name for herself with her spirited performances and top-shelf blowjob skills, as evidenced in titles such as Barely Legal #172: My First Sex Tape.  Read on for HUSTLERMagazine.com’s colorful conversation with this blue-screen beauty, who clearly has an ultra-bright future in front of her. […] ...

Aleska Diamond

[…] parents are gonna be so proud.” “Oops,” Peter replied. “You must have misheard me at the bar. I’m an Astroturf salesman.” “Oh, well,” Ava cooed. “At least I got laid.” For another Aleska Diamond sexploit, we strongly recommend Barely Legal #109 from HUSTLER Video. Visit HustlerStore.com to order the DVD. barely legal 109 cover class="searchwp-highlight">barely_legal_109_cover.jpg...

Ally Kay

[…] of a random dude (Alex Gonz). In a heartbeat she was back in her dorm room banging the tar out of the befuddled freshman. “I love higher education!” Lita squealed as she came. If you haven’t had nearly enough Ally Kay, we strongly recommend Barely Legal #101 and Barely Legal #123 from HUSTLER Video. Visit HustlerStore.com....

Meet the New Girl: Morgan Rain, Bratty Little Squirt

[…] in charge—especially when it comes to men who need a good talking-down to in order to get their rocks off. When she’s not appearing in fare such as Barely Legal #170: Summer Camp Virgins, the 22-year-old “bratty little princess” might be seen demeaning guys in humiliation videos, or jilling herself off to a gusher in […] ...

Teen Truth or Dare

[…] You know what else never gets old? Chicks like Bella Luciano, Kaci Starr and Casey Cumz trying to outslut each other. Forget summa cum laude. These three barely legal bookworms cum so loudly in their suck-andfuck Truth or Dare, they shot straight to the top of our honor roll. Luciano’s webcam peep show is […] ...