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Barely Legal #163: Halloween Special

[…] ago it pretty much had the market cornered on fear-driven mask-wearing. Now? Not so much. Still, All Hallows’ Eve is definitely our sexiest holiday, as evidenced by Barely Legal #163: Halloween Special, which will make your sac bulge with its array of sweet, mouthwatering delights. Waifish charmer Izzy Lush pairs up with some dude to […] ...

Barely Legal #165: Teen Cam Girls

[…] their bedrooms. On the other hand, there’s something to be said for the value of good old-fashioned labor and… Okay, fuck it—envy it is. Jealousy issues aside, Barely Legal #165: Teen Cam Girls offers much to enjoy. Zoe Bloom, a wispy but able-bodied brunette with a thousand-watt smile and mosquito-bite titties, writhes on her bed, […] ...

Barely Legal #187: My Sister’s Boyfriend

[…] family. Big sister gets everything: the huge bedroom, first car, new clothes… By the time anything comes baby sister’s way, it’s old and worn. But finally these barely legal beauties get some hand-me-downs they don’t mind! Jane Rogers, Asia Rivera, Haley Spades and Angelina Lati steal their siblings’ boyfriends and discover that they fit perfectly. […] ...

Barely Legal #169: 69ing My Stepsister

[…] be said of step-siblings who pair up to chow down…on each other? I’m just a humble porn reviewer, not a family therapist, but I can say that Barely Legal #169: 69ing My Stepsister will leave lust-hungry viewers of a certain pseudo-incestual persuasion full and content. Bratty redhead Arietta Adams, accused of being a "square" by […] ...

Barely Legal #156: Black Babysitter Buckin’ & Suckin’

[…] probably a liquor cabinet to raid. And if it’s a really sweet gig, there’ll be a nice, big, fat, thrusting tip at the end of the night. Barely Legal #156: Black Babysitter Buckin’ & Suckin’ serves up plenty of sexual delights, but there are also moments of dramatic pathos. Distraught dad Tommy Pistol summons Sarah […] ...

Barely Legal #182: All By Myself

As Eric Carmen mused in his 1975 chestnut "All By Myself," "When I was young, I never needed anyone, and making love was just for fun." Barely Legal #182: All By Myself offers a pleasantly graphic exploration of youthful solitary pleasure, with nubile babes taking their sexual satisfaction into their own hands—at least until a […] ...

Barely Legal 192: Valentine Virgins

[…] heart…and the cherubic fucker drives a dagger of despair into your back instead. It’s bitter disappointment, wrapped in deceptively sweet layers of expectation, chocolate and caramel. Luckily, Barely Legal 192: Valentine Virgins actually delivers on the promise of this bullshit holiday—that promise, of course, being sweet, young pussy welcoming us into its warm, snug embrace. […] ...

Barely Legal #168 First Time Squirters

[…] until they were touched and fucked in just the right way. Witness the best kind of sex education, complete with geysers of girl jizz, courtesy of newcomers Elle Voneva, Athena Rayne, Megan Marx and Emma Starletto. Get wet today in teen spray: Order Barely Legal #168: First-Time Squirters by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7651, or visit HustlerStore.com....

Barely Legal #179: College Secrets

Four brand-new XXX barely legals star in this dormitory delight. Finally, no more parents-it's time to go wild! Watch Nikole Nash, Lulu Chu, Sadie Hartz and Kourtney Rae explore their newfound fucking freedom every chance they get. There will be time enough to study later... maybe next year. Right now it's all about the party. […] ...

Barely Legal #184: Classroom Cuties

These freshmen have fucked the year away—quite literally. Now they’re in a bind. Final grades are due out in a week, and the only thing these barely legals excelled at in college was nonstop partying. Only one thing to do: seduce the teachers. Watch teen beauties Liz Jordan, Kinsley Kane, Charly Summer and Everly Haze […] ...

Barely Legal #170: Summer Camp Virgins

Deflower power! Starlets Ali Novak, Lena Anderson, Jada Doll and Morgan Rain reenact the day they lost their virginity in delicious, deep-thrusting detail. You never forget your first time. Relive the experience with these just legal beauties over and over—order Barely Legal #170: Summer Camp Virgins today by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7651....

Barely Legal #160: Graduation Day

No more teachers! No more books! Now the real education begins as barely legals get schooled in Anal 101, Beginners’ BJs and Novice Nookie. Learning the fucking fundamentals can be fun! Featuring Harmny Wonder, Whitney Wright, Lily Moon and Isabella Nice. Order Barely Legal #160: Graduation Day today at adultdvdempire.com....

Barely Legal #193: My New Job

These barely legals give new meaning to the phrase grinding out a living. Featuring starlets Amber Moore, Lana Smalls, Cecilia Taylor and Scarlett Alexis in explicit pics of the most fucking fun anyone has ever had at work. Order Barely Legal #193: My New Job at AdultDVDEmpire.com today!...

Barely Legal Pop Stars

[…] girls, they’re popular, and they’re definitely putting out every single chance they get. You only live once, right? Watch Rebel Lynn, Iris Ivy, Aliya Brynn and Naomi Swann make every slutty minute count. Call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651 or visit HustlerStore.com today to order  Barely Legal 174: Pop Stars, and meet the hottest carefree cunts of 2020. These babes are the best kind of influencers....

Barely Legal #183: BFFs

[…] deeds—deeds like sloppy blowjobs, delicious pussylicking and long, hard deep-dicking. Though new to the industry, Jamie Jett, Mina Moon, Angeline Red and Coco Lovelock prove the old adage true: Good friends are like stars—porn stars, that is. Order Barely Legal #183: BFFs today by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7651, and let these friends be there for you....

Barely Legal #186: Deep Throaters

[…] Bailey, Fiona Frost and Honey Hayes go from tentatively licking and nipping to sucking down to the base in spit-dripping,deep-throating BJs. These girls are cum-hungry and leave their lovers oh, so happy. Order your own copy of Barely Legal #186: Deep Throaters and enjoy intense XXX oral action over and over again. Call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651....

Barely Legal #189: Gorgeous In Glasses

Without a doubt, boys make passes at girls with glasses. XXX starlets Dakota Tyler, Mickey Violet, Madi Collins and Sophia Burns demonstrate the delights of four-eye foreplay and prove that specs just make sex better. But see for yourself! Order Barely Legal #189: Gorgeous in Glasses today at AdultDVDEmpire.com....

Barely Legal #181: Babysitters

The kids are finally fed and in bed. It’s time to break into the liquor cabinet and call the boyfriend over. Superslutty starlets Lily Larimar, Kylie Rocket, Percy Sires and Dania Vega ignite this scorching hot teen delight. Order Barely Legal #181: Babysitters today by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7651, and enjoy 18-year-old poontang all over […] ...

Barely Legal #190: Spin the Bottle

HUSTLER lends its own twist to the legendary make-out game Spin the Bottle. No more simple necking and light petting. Theodora Day, Lily Starfire, Elle Lee and Lilith Grace go all the way every which way. This teen cumming-of-age play date is so much fucking fun! Order Barely Legal #190: Spin the Bottle today at […] ...

Barely Legal #194: Finish on My Face

Sweet, supple teens delight in deep-dicking and balls-and-all blowjobs before the grand fucking finale: a deliciously hot jizz-dripping facial. Featuring cum-craving cuties Britt Blair, Scarlett Hampton, Mira Monroe and Demi Hawks. Order Barely Legal #194: Finish on My Face at AdultDVDEmpire.com today!...

Barely Legal 197: My Brother’s Best Friend

[…] stand it anymore. I wait till my brother’s out picking up pizza, and I pounce on that fat cock." Ah, young lust, is there anything so fucking hot? Catch Hazel Moore, Laya Rae, Venice Rose and Myra Moans as they spread their wings—and their perfect pink—in Barely Legal 197: My Brother’s Best Friend on HustlerUnlimited.com today....

Barely Legal #120

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: OTTO BAUER.STARRING: ARIANA FOX, MAE MEYERS, EMME MICHELLE, ELIZABETH BENTLEY, BIBI NOEL, RALPH LONG, MARCO BANDERAS, JENNER, DERRICK PIERCE & OTTO BAUER.As you know, the world’s getting flushed down the shitter this year, so you better whack off to as much porn as you can, starting with this jubilee smutfest. The leading gateway......