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Barely Legal #182: All By Myself

As Eric Carmen mused in his 1975 chestnut “All By Myself,” “When I was young, I never needed anyone, and making love was just for fun.” Barely Legal #182: All By Myself offers a pleasantly graphic exploration of youthful solitary pleasure, with nubile babes taking their sexual satisfaction into their own hands—at least until a dude shows up to inject their masturbation with a healthy dose of Vitamin D. Waifish, milky-skinned charmer Michelle Anthony has a bit of a hippie-chick vibe about her, with a delightful pair of tits that look like two scoops of vanilla ice cream topped with succulent cherries. Michelle gets caught jilling off in an empty classroom by her instructor and makes the wise decision to give the teacher her peach instead of an apple. Cute brunette Freya Parker plays a sickly youth who frigs her pussy to relieve the tension headaches she endures. Freya’s physician pays her a house call (hey, now we know we’re dealing with fantasy) and catches her engaging in her preferred method of self-care, leading to a confrontation that’s as awkward as the pastry-fucking scene in American Pie. Luckily, the good doctor cures what ails Freya with an invasive procedure that involves his skin scalpel and more than a few CCs of jism. Doll-faced, self-professed “Afro goddess” Alina Ali is a particular treat, working her snatch into a lather before a Peeping Tom wanders in to offer her a helping hand (and cock). You’ll applaud Barely Legal #182: All By Myself with the sound of one hand fapping. —Pico D. Ribibi

As Eric Carmen mused in his 1975 chestnut “All By Myself,” “When I was young, I never needed anyone, and making love was just for fun.” Barely Legal #182: All By Myself offers a pleasantly graphic exploration of youthful solitary pleasure, with nubile babes taking their sexual satisfaction into their own hands—at least until...
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Starring

Freya Parker
Alina Ali
Mila Monet

Michelle Anthony, Freya Parker, Alina Ali, Mila Monet, Damon Dice, Quinton James, Marcus London


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B. Skow
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