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HUSTLER Magazine's November 2016 Issue

 

Featured Articles

Brett Rossi: Heartstrings

Brett Rossi spots me outside of her Sherman Oaks apartment and waves me over. “Hi,” she says. “Welcome to my temporary humble abode.” She walks me through the gate to her front door, where...

The American Whore

SIOUXSIE Q IS THE CREATOR AND HOST OF THE THE WHORECAST, AN ACCLAIMED PODCAST THAT SHOWCASES THE STORIES, ART AND VOICES OF AMERICAN SEX WORKERS. HER COLUMN “THE WHORE NEXT DOOR” APPEARS IN SF...

Chemtrails and Mind Control

They say you should not speak ill of the dead. But they, whoever they are, never met Bruce David. When the longtime Editorial Director of HUSTLER passed away in June 2016, messages flooded...

Better, Tighter, Wetter: Get the Pussy of Your Dreams

GENTLEMEN, INCREDIBLE SEX IS WITHIN YOUR REACH. LADIES, REMEMBER THAT PINK, TIGHT, ORGASMIC PUSSY OF YOUR TEENS? HAROLD LANCER, M.D., F.A.A.D., DOCTOR TO THE...

Featured Honeys

Mirabella

Candy Ass

Photography by Stephen Hicks
5 Photos

Sarah Highlight

Easy Come

Photography by Steven Andres
14 Photos

Chloe Amour & Nikki Peyton

Lip Service

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
5 Photos

Nina North

Passion

13 Photos

Arya Fae

Practice Makes Perfect

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
12 Photos

Jasmine Caro

Glamour Puss

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
5 Photos

Publisher's Statement

Democrats Must Move Wisely

Donald Trump has insulted and alienated so many Americans—women, Hispanics, Muslims, immigrants and even a large faction of his own party—that it’s possible Democrats will control the entire federal government, with Hillary Clinton in the White House and majorities in both the House and Senate. That happened for the first two years of the Obama…

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Showcases

Daddy Daughter Swap

Daddy Daughter Swap

Three-Hole Punch

Three-Hole Punch

Sweet Peaches

Sweet Peaches

This Ain’t Fallout XXX

This Ain’t Fallout XXX

My First MILF

My First MILF

Daddy Daughter Swap

Daddy Daughter Swap

Sweet Peaches

Sweet Peaches

Three-Hole Punch

Three-Hole Punch

Featured Beavers

Kitty & Natily

6 Photos

Summer Marie

4 Photos

Ava Adora

5 Photos

Nikki

5 Photos

Nikki

5 Photos

Nikki

3 Photos

Nikki

3 Photos

Politics

Cold, Dead Hands

It’s all the fault of Moses. Or more precisely Charlton Heston, who portrayed God’s emissary in the epic 1956 film The Ten Commandments. The actor turned activist subsequently lent...

The Voter Revolution

For Democrats the 2016 Presidential primary season was rough and exhilarating. Hillary Clinton, with all her millions in corporate campaign cash, barely eked out a victory against Bernie Sanders,...
Asshole of the Month: Paul Ryan

Asshole of the Month: Paul Ryan

Ever since Paul Ryan was picked as Mitt Romney’s VP sidekick for their failed 2012 campaign, he’s been the standard-bearer for the GOP. Along with Mitch McConnell in the...