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All magazines July 2017
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HUSTLER Magazine's July 2017 Issue

 

Featured Articles

In The Flesh

DO YOU DREAM OF FUCKING KAYDEN KROSS? FANTASIZE ABOUT PUSHING YOUR HARD COCK INTO TEAGAN PRESLEY’S TIGHT PINK TWAT? MEET THE MAN WHO CAN MAKE THAT POSSIBLE—SORT OF.   If you’ve watched...

Steampunk Sizzles

The mad scientist of steampunk, Thomas Willeford, lives in a Victorian house with 13 bedrooms—a museum of coffins, knives, pocket watches, antiques and clockwork mechanisms. Inside this time...

The Future of Sex

Stop beating off with your hand like a troglodyte! Today’s self-pleasures include interactive virtual reality, teledildonics, avatars and robots that will fuck and love you (or hate you, if...

Featured Honeys

Gold Fingers

Photography by Clive McLean
5 Photos

Cadence Lux

Naughty By Nature

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
6 Photos

Jodi Taylor

Sweet Spot

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
5 Photos

Brett Rossi

Red-Hot

Photography by Tammy Sands
11 Photos

Henessy

Call Me Danger

Photography by Davide Esposito
12 Photos

Rahyndee James

Captivating

Photography By James Banasiak
15 Photos

Publisher's Statement

The Foreign Policy Amateur Hour

Many antiwar activists welcomed the Presidency of Donald Trump, since he promised to reverse the neocon interventionist policies of the last four administrations. He agrees with the general consensus among sane people that the Iraq war was a colossal mistake, but lied about his opposition to launching it. He has made complaints about the burdensome…

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Showcases

Girls Night Out

Girls Night Out

Bad Teens Get Punished

Bad Teens Get Punished

Hustler’s Family Swap

Hustler’s Family Swap

Skanknado

Skanknado

Inner Demons

Inner Demons

Anal Savages

Anal Savages

Featured Beavers

Harley Lane

5 Photos

Monroe Pearl

4 Photos

Mika Lee

4 Photos

Misty

5 Photos

Misty

4 Photos

Politics

2 1/2 Minutes to Midnight

Just two days before climate-change denier Donald Trump was sworn in as President, the World Meteorological Organization announced that 2016 was the hottest year ever recorded on planet Earth....

Hope Springs Eternal

Scratching around for some rare good news concerning our bullyboy President, I’ve conjured up a couple of positive signs that may help you sleep better. The first concerns the...
Asshole of the Month: Sean Spicer

Asshole of the Month: Sean Spicer

Like faithful dogs, most press secretaries come to resemble their master’s style and personality. Ron Ziegler was as oily and defensive as Richard Nixon. Joseph Goebbels aped Hitler’s frantic,...