John was mowing his yard when his attractive blond neighbor walked out of her house and over to the mailbox. She opened it, peered in, slammed it shut and stormed back home. Five minutes later the woman came back out and repeated the entire scenario.
As John prepared to trim his hedges, the blonde again marched out to check her still empty mailbox. Puzzled by her actions, he called to the enraged woman. “Something wrong?”