There were two statues in a park, one depicting a nude man and the other a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for 100 years when one day an angel came down from the sky and brought the two statues to life. The angel told them, “As a reward for enduring a multitude of blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for 30 minutes to do whatever you wish.”
The man looked at the woman, she looked at him, and they went running behind some shrubbery. The angel bided his time as the bushes rustled and giggling ensued. Fifteen minutes later the naked couple returned, out of breath and laughing. The angel said, “You still have 15 minutes left to do whatever you wish.”