Two nurses were giving a comatose woman a bed bath in her hospital room. One was washing the patient’s privates and noticed a slight twitch whenever she touched her pussy. Since the heartbeat monitor showed a positive response, she told the other nurse to try it, and sure enough there was movement and improved vital signs.
The nurses decided to call the patient’s husband and explained what had happened. “As crazy as this sounds,” he was told, “maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring your wife out of her coma.”