A short guy named Clancy stepped into an elevator, looked up and saw a hulk of a man standing next to him. Noticing the little fella staring at him, the behemoth grunted, “Seven feet, 350 pounds, 12-inch penis, three-pound testicles, Turner Brown.”
Clancy fainted and collapsed on the elevator floor. The big man knelt down and shook him until he came to. “What’s wrong with you, pal?!” the giant demanded.