A husband stepped into the shower just as his wife, Suzie, was getting out. Suddenly the doorbell rang. Suzie quickly wrapped herself in a bath towel and ran downstairs. When she opened the door, there stood Travis, the next-door neighbor. Before Suzie could utter a word, Travis proposed, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”
After thinking for a moment, Suzie dropped her towel and stood naked in front of Travis. He admired her for a few minutes, then handed her $800 and left.