The two 90-year-olds had been dating for a few weeks when Tom told Enid, “Tonight’s the night we have sex.” And so they did. As they were lying in bed afterward, Tom thought to himself, My God! If I had known she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her.
Meanwhile Enid was thinking, Shucks. If I’d known the geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my pantyhose.