Tired of dumb-blonde jokes, a blonde named Sally decided to dye her hair red. One day she drove out to the countryside and spotted a sheep farm. Fancying some mutton for dinner, she hopped out of her car and knocked on the door.
The farmer opened it and asked, “How can I help you, ma’am?”
Sally said, “If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home with me?”