Three mice hanging out in a bar were trying to impress each other about their toughness. The first mouse downed a shot of vodka, pounded the glass on the bar and said, “When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back and set it off with my paw. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth and bench-press it 100 times.”
The second mouse ordered two shots of tequila. After grabbing one in each paw, he guzzled both shots, slammed the glasses on the bar and looked at the other two mice. “When I see rat poison scattered around,” he told them, “I collect as much as I can take home. In the morning I put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day.”
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