Three gay men died and were scheduled to be cremated. Their respective partners happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and they began discussing what they would do with the ashes. The first fellow said, “My Benny loved to fly, so I’m going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.”
The second mourner said, “My Carl was an avid fisherman, so I’m going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.”