A priest and a rabbi were hearing confessions together. They listened to three women confess to committing adultery three times. The priest told each woman to say ten Hail Marys and to put $10 in the collection plate.
Then the rabbi took over so the priest could use the restroom. A Catholic woman came in confessing to two instances of adultery. “Mazel tov!” exclaimed the rabbi. “We’re running a special—three for $10!”