Harry went to his doctor, only to find that his regular male practitioner had been replaced by a stunning female. Harry gawked at her, then felt self-conscious in his paper gown.
His new doctor smiled and told him, “There is absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about. I’m a professional. I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s bothering you. Whatever it is, I’ll do my best to give you a thorough going over.” Thinking quickly, Harry lifted his gown over his head and announced, “My wife thinks my cock tastes funny!”