A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for a checkup and announced, “My 20- year-old wife is pregnant. Isn’t that amazing? What’s your opinion, Doc?”
“Let me tell you a story,” the M.D. responded. “A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of a rifle. He walks into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, and bang, the lion drops dead.”