After perishing in a tragic accident, four celebrities appeared in St. Peter’s waiting room. A booming voice came over the intercom telling Hugh Jackman to go to Room 1. There he saw a huge wild boar, and the voice said, “Mr. Jackman, you have sinned and must spend eternity with this swine.”
Daniel Craig was then sent to Room 2, where he found a rabid Rottweiler waiting. The voice declared, “Mr. Craig, you have sinned and must spend eternity with this mad dog!”