Shaina came home late one night and quietly opened the bedroom door. From under the blanket she saw four feet instead of just her husband’s pair. Thinking she’d caught Lou cheating on her, she took a baseball bat from the closet and starting whacking the blanket as hard as she could.
Once Shaina was done, she went to the kitchen to have a drink. As she entered, she saw her husband sitting at the table, reading a magazine.