A doctor and his wife spent the night arguing. Just before he walked out the door, he shouted, “Just so you know, you give lousy head.” Later, feeling remorseful for his harsh words, he called home to apologize. The phone rang and rang.
When she finally picked up, the doctor asked, “What took you so long? I’ve been trying to reach you for hours!” “I was busy,” she replied. “Doing what?” “Getting a second opinion.”
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